New Element Discovered!
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04-08-2010, 11:41 PM #1Senior Member GEORGE S PATTON
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New Element Discovered!
Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium
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04-09-2010, 06:55 AM #2Sponsor USES GUN GREASE FOR HAIR PRODUCTS
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Good one! That picture is really frightening! 
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04-09-2010, 10:20 AM #3Banned Eats Bullets For Breakfast
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But wait..... what is the spin of the particle, left or right?
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04-09-2010, 10:50 AM #4
That made me shiver.
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04-09-2010, 10:57 AM #5Senior Member ARMY RECON WANTS HIM
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That "element" will blind you!
Also works better than "salt peter"
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04-26-2010, 03:33 AM #6Senior Member KIRK'S AWAY TEAM (RED SHIRT)
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04-27-2010, 11:16 PM #7Senior Member FORGET THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER
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Ick wants her number STAT. He wants to try a little menage-a-trois with mixing Pelosium and his trapeze artist Sarah the Moosekiller Fishwoman in a remake of Weird Science and the Bride of Frankensteinium. He was heard muttering something about "i'm palin pelosium" or maybe it was "impalin' pelosium" -- no one is quite sure, hard to discern what he was muttering because it was masked by the drool dribbling from his lips.... Something about "She wants me, I know she wants me...!"
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04-28-2010, 11:59 AM #8Senior Member GEORGE S PATTON
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Sir,
Originally Posted by Clyde
Ick wants her number STAT. He wants to try a little menage-a-trois with mixing Pelosium and his trapeze artist Sarah the Moosekiller Fishwoman in a remake of Weird Science and the Bride of Frankensteinium. He was heard muttering something about "i'm palin pelosium" or maybe it was "impalin' pelosium" -- no one is quite sure, hard to discern what he was muttering because it was masked by the drool dribbling from his lips.... Something about "She wants me, I know she wants me...!"
You have a way with words.
+1 coming your way.
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04-28-2010, 12:14 PM #9Banned Eats Bullets For Breakfast
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lol.
Icknetium, the elemental opposite of Pelosium!
+1 to Clyde for mentioning my beloved Sarah!
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04-28-2010, 11:26 PM #10Senior Member ARMY RECON WANTS HIM
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Opposites attract... Originally Posted by ick
11:00 P.M. EST Nov 4th, 2008, My nightmare came true...
12:00 P.M. EST Jan 20th, 2009, screwing began...
10:00 P.M. EST SUNDAY Mar 21st 2010, healthcare SHOVED down our throats!
Tuesday Nov 6th, 2012, We can CHANGE the president.
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