You might be a Liberal if...

[badmama]

i love this thread. i hate P.C. i miss america. good to know a few people still feel the same way i do.

[STi]

That's a pretty terrible list. I can't believe this is somehow a sticky, and that I'd be the first to say it. There are plenty of legitimate ways to bash liberals but spouting most of those things will make you look like a moron.

1. Okay sure, hypocrites, like they aren't on all sides
2. The whole gun control spiel relies on cops and security guards to have guns, so... yes.
3. This boils down to if you support the idea of private schools or if all schools need governmental oversight. Certainly not a liberal/conservative issue. Makes no sense.
4. Nobody wants windmills in their backyard.
5. Comparing sexual policy with economic policy.
6. Nothing is more exhaustively proven that marijuana is safer than cigarettes. Nobody is arguing that, that isn't even a topic in the debates.
7. Yes, yes they do.
8. Yeah this one is completely sane.
9. Now the list maker isn't even trying.
10. The first straight faced liberal statement with some truth to it. They do indeed support abortion, but want to stop capital punishment. There is a bit of irony in these two otherwise completely different subjects.
11. Who thinks marriage is obsolete? Wait, conservatives think that liberals are making marriage obsolete but supporting homosexual marriage, so ... apples + oranges = stupid statement. That's right.
12. This hurts my head. I hope anybody can figure out whats wrong with it.

I am conservative with conservative views, yet this list is appalling. It makes conservatives look retarded and ignorant. In fact, it's so bad that I'm starting to hope it was written by an ultra liberal to make conservatives look bad. Well, turns out that doesn't even matter, if nobody even questions it.

[QB 45]

I think much of this stuff isn't restricted to "liberals", so much as it can apply to the general human population. It's a long standing opinion of mine that people in general are dumb.

[ZigHunter]

That's a pretty terrible list. I can't believe this is somehow a sticky, and that I'd be the first to say it. There are plenty of legitimate ways to bash liberals but spouting most of those things will make you look like a moron.

1. Okay sure, hypocrites, like they aren't on all sides
2. The whole gun control spiel relies on cops and security guards to have guns, so... yes.
3. This boils down to if you support the idea of private schools or if all schools need governmental oversight. Certainly not a liberal/conservative issue. Makes no sense.
4. Nobody wants windmills in their backyard.
5. Comparing sexual policy with economic policy.
6. Nothing is more exhaustively proven that marijuana is safer than cigarettes. Nobody is arguing that, that isn't even a topic in the debates.
7. Yes, yes they do.
8. Yeah this one is completely sane.
9. Now the list maker isn't even trying.
10. The first straight faced liberal statement with some truth to it. They do indeed support abortion, but want to stop capital punishment. There is a bit of irony in these two otherwise completely different subjects.
11. Who thinks marriage is obsolete? Wait, conservatives think that liberals are making marriage obsolete but supporting homosexual marriage, so ... apples + oranges = stupid statement. That's right.
12. This hurts my head. I hope anybody can figure out whats wrong with it.

I am conservative with conservative views, yet this list is appalling. It makes conservatives look retarded and ignorant. In fact, it's so bad that I'm starting to hope it was written by an ultra liberal to make conservatives look bad. Well, turns out that doesn't even matter, if nobody even questions it.

Spend some time on The Huffington Post then come back here and report.

[SgtStrykerUSMC43]

The post was meat to be taken 'lighthearted'.

Loosen up your tie, have a Brandy Alexander, and relax STi. It's a sticky because it's funny...

[SONYtec]

I'm NOT a liberal, so... I get it.