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    Say something--post something: pro 2a, anti left, funny libtard media--increase moral

    Ok, so post something-- pro 2a, anti left- general libtard joke-- anything-- have a laugh, be entertained, increase your moral-- we get enough **** for being who we are, spend to much money, jump thru too many hoops not to take advantage of this post! You can even post your favorite firearm-- point is to enjoy yourself.

    2 things- if u like it or you laugh- give a thumbs up, bottom right or the new guys, and have some fun.

    apologies to all and for all if I have accidentally ripped of a joke, photo, mass media post.

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    Jeff Foxworthy on living in Colorado.
    ( It was only a matter of time before Jeff Foxworthy took a couple of shots at Colorado!)
    You are a Coloradoan if ...........
    1. You switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in one day.
    2. You know what the 'Peoples Republic of Boulder' means.
    3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
    4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
    5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane.
    6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
    7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
    8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.
    9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
    10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
    11. You know all 4 seasons 'almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards
    12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
    13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
    14 You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
    15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
    16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
    17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
    18 You have surge protectors on every outlet.
    19. April showers bring May blizzards.
    20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
    21. You know what a 'Chinook' is
    22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.
    23 You know what a 'fourteener' is.
    24. .But you don't know what a 'turn signal' is.
    25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
    26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
    27. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
    28. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
    29. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
    30. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
    31. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
    32. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!
    33. You know where the real 'South Park' is.
    34. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
    35. Driving directions usually include 'Go over_________ Pass.'
    36. You've 'checked for ticks.
    37. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.
    38. You've gone snow skiing in July and.........
    39. You've played golf in January and.......
    40. They were in the same year!
    41. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could run into both oceans.
    42. You know what a down slope and an up slope weather pattern is.
    43. And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both down stream.
    44. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your Colorado friends.
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    Your pictures didn't show up for me.

    Hunters never die... they just go deeper into the woods.

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    I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled it with seed What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it,lovingly with seed.
    Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

    Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile,
    the chairs, the table...everywhere!

    Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

    And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the
    birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

    Soon, the back yard was like it used to be... quiet, serene....
    And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

    Now let's see...
    Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic Citizen.

    Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly, our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
    are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is
    behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

    Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

    Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to
    take down the bird feeder.

    If you agree, pass it on; if not,
    just continue cleaning up the poop.
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    the ronald mcdonald one had me rolling,
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    "Never forget, even for an instant, that the one and only reason anybody has for taking your gun away is to make you weaker than he is, so he can do something to you that you wouldn't let him do if you were equipped to prevent it. This goes for burglars, muggers, and rapists, and even more so for policeman, bureaucrats, and politicians."


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    When the government wants to take away your guns, that is when you need them the most
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    I like the government, unicorns and rainbows--- candy land silliness of the libtard mind. Libtard used as synasism.

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