FAIL

[Furyataurus]

That's a good one

[Dipstix6996]

Just a few. I get a kick out of these fail threads!

[GeneSplicer]

This one SHOULD have FAIL written all over it... but...



Last but not least FAIL "Congress Passes $787B Stimulus Bill, Sends It to Obama"

[Texas Armadillo]

A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck, it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck."

FAIL!!!

[Furyataurus]

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This one's for all you married guys:
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[Texas Armadillo]

[djv38]

That's soooooo wrong

That kid never stood a chance at having a successful life did he?

[s4mur41h4x0r]

HAHAHAHA...I can't stop laughing!!!!!

At one point I had to stop looking at them because my sides hurt so bad from laughing.

This is the BEST thread ever!

I have a few:

[Texas Armadillo]

Larry the Cable guy would eat this up!

[Texas Armadillo]

What are the chances that the owner of this car is over weight?